Sunday, November 28, 2010

If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say...

... try one of the following:

  • Watch a bunch of elephants frolick about in the mud.
  • Find a Star Wars / Lord of the Rings marathon on basic cable and wonder what Christopher Lee is up to these days.
  • Lookup the names of dormant volcanoes and decide which one is next going to erupt on a Jewish holiday. (Full disclosure: my wife is Jewish, and we were married on sukkot. Which has nothing to do with volcanoes, but I'm disclosing.)
  • Scour the digits of pi for your birthday.
  • Locate the nearest haystack and plant a needle inside.
  • Launch an eBay storefront that offers a wide assortment of organic burlap bags.
  • Devise a plan to restore the Transformers lunchbox to its former 1980s-era glory.
  • Stare at something until you fall asleep.

There are many options.

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